in-love-with-my-bed:

sometimenever:

spookyassnerd:

a spider was on my bed today so now i have to switch universities

that too

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bueno:

babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school

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sorry:

for party rocking

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kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

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FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

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safaribrowser:

emoij:

when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

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When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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  • Pregnant woman:oh my god he's kicking!!
  • Me:*punches her in the stomach* you think it's fucking cool to hit girls you little bitch??
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disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

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